You Can't tell the difference

According to El presidente You absolutely can't tell that a girl has had breast reduction. They look just perfect after the giant slices are removed, both aeriolas have been removed and reattached and then had those loose piles of meat sewn back together.....oh yeah dude they look friggin great!

Finally some more really real shit from the Wayne. This week it's all about the persians. The persians not only invented chess they didnt stop there they also invented rugs.

God bless the Wayne

Breaking news! New Jesey not a geologic area

It turns out that New Jersey is not a geologic area in fact there isn't any of the earth's crust underneath it. The only thing keeping Jersey from sinking into the core is a giant floating mass of dead bodys.

dilophosaurus not a dilophosaurus!

dilophosaurus' are not dilophosaurus' Also the dilophosaurus from Jurrasic Park was also not a dilophosaurus. Just wanted to clear up any confusion.

Look Out Below

If your not careful when swimming in the ocean a wave could knock you down and you could "accidently" get a horseshoe crab spine driven into your unsuspecting asshole!

Pears In A Bottle

To get a pear into a bottle you simply
1. Boil the pear
2. Super heat the bottle
3. Place the pear over the opening
4. Quick Chill the bottle and ta-dah! Pear in a bottle!

Over one year every person ingests 8 spiders while sleeping with their mouth open